31 Weird Products That Really Exist, And Honestly, Why SHOULDN’T They?

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A pack of instant mushroom coffee (yes with real mushrooms!) for people looking to stay awake, but without the jitters that commonly come with traditional coffee.


The coffee comes in individual packets that you can mix with hot water (add some ghee or milk for a creamier taste). It tastes like a milder coffee and can provide a less intense energy boost without the jitters. See BuzzFeed’s full review of this coffee.

Promising review: “I have no idea if there will legitimately be any real benefits to ingesting these ‘super-‘mushrooms in my coffee, but what I do know is this: They taste good, and they leave me less jittery than regular coffee. That could be just the result of drinking slightly less coffee in my coffee, but either way, it satisfies my craving for coffee and it tastes good.” —Kate O’Neill

Get it from Amazon for $12.18+ for 10 (available in three types).


A metal tin with a pair of instant undies, in case of emergencies.


Just pop it in water to get your underwear.

Get it from Amazon for $4.96.


A pair of grass-topped flip flops for people who like to feel the grass between their toes, even if they’re walking through a gross bathroom.


Get them from Amazon for $16.84+ (available in sizes 5.5–13 and three colors).


Evian-themed slime that’ll be refreshing to look at and rewarding to play with.


It’s clear slime that comes with a mini toy Evian water bottle!

Get it from Amazon for $8.


A spider ice mold so you can make iced treats really worth screaming about.


Get two from Amazon for $10.49.


A variety pack of soda for anyone who just really needs to know what buffalo wing-flavored pop tastes like.


Promising review: “Purchased for Christmas Gift. Shipping was scary fast, and it’s everything it’s intended to be. If you want something that tastes good and is easy to swallow, don’t buy this. This stuff is meant to turn people’s faces sideways and their worlds upside down. Great gag gift! 10/10 would buy again.” —Austin V

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $29.99.

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Promising review: “Funny but also surprisingly good lipstick. Stays on for a while. It’s scented with rose water, which I’m not a huge fan of in general but know others who would have loved that about this.” —Aimee Nguyen

Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $16.95.


A Mac-inspired candle so you can feel like you’re in an Apple store without even having to book an appointment at the Genius Bar.


This soy candle smells like armoise and bergamot, with hints of lemon, tarragon, amber, and musk. It burns for 60 to 70 hours.

Get it from Amazon for $27.92.


A “nice butt” plaque to put above the toilet so your guests know that your toilet loves a round thing in its face.


Get it from Amazon for $27.99.


And if you’re committed to making your guests’ bathroom visit as uncomfortable as possible, a sloth shower curtain that will hit on them.


Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in five sizes).

Amazon, Unicorn Snot

This SPF 30 sunscreen provides UVA/UVB protection, plus sparkles. It’s water-resistant for up to 80 minutes.

Promising review: “I bought this specifically for ACL and it did not disappoint. The glitter did not disappoint. It caught the sun wonderfully and wasn’t too big. Not only did I get a ton of compliments, but I didn’t get sunburnt either!” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in three colors).


A deodorant that smells like freshly minted money so you can feel like a million bucks every day.


Get it from Crystal for $6.15.


A quote book with secret messages that only become legible when you cover the page with the clear blue jacket.

Forever 21

Get it from Amazon for $11.25 or Forever 21 for $10.


A box of anus-shaped chocolate so you can finally tell your loved one that you care about them, no butts about it.


Promising review: “These are the greatest gift to give to a proctologist. 😀 I had two surgeons that had worked with my husband, so I sent these as thank you gifts. They absolutely loved them! It was a hilarious gift and worth the price! The chocolates were actually very tasty also. Would 100% buy again!” —Dawn

Get a box of six from Amazon $9.98.


A splashy spoon rest for aggressive cooks who want their kitchen to look like a crime scene.


Get it from Amazon for $14.64.


Jizz the Game — a game everyone will be pumped to play.


Sigh, OK so here is how this terrible thing works: You pass around the phallic device and each person spins the balls. The balls will tell you how many times to pump and where to direct the top of the device. After a randomly selected amount of pumps, it will “ejaculate” the liquid of your choice (hopefully water?). It’s basically sperm roulette.

Get it from Firebox for $26.99.


A rollercoaster straw kit for people who think crazy straws simply aren’t crazy enough.


It comes with three short straws, one medium straw, three long straws, two curly straws, and eight connectors.

Get it from Amazon for $14.14.


Just a big ass ball to intimidate the other beachgoers.


The listing says it’s 12 feet tall but reviewers say it’s more like 10-ish.

Promising review: “This was the hit of the party! Such an awesome addition to a retirement party. Great for photo pics and a fun ball to try to kick around. Heavier than expected and once it takes off with the wind, it’s important to catch it or it will knock things over! Inflated well with an air compressor and deflated well also. Huge hit!” —Elyse Greenwell

Get it from Amazon for $149.99.


A brick set so you can build your own…*checks notes* bear peeing into a urinal.


Get it from Amazon for $8.98.


Draw a Dick On It — a drawing game that lets you and your friends compete to draw the best pricks on unsuspecting snowmen, sandwiches, trees, and more.


It comes with 10 different repeating illustrations that can be uh, enhanced with a penis doodle and caption. Players share their creations and can be rewarded with a medal from the reward sticker sheet.

Get it from Amazon for $9.75.


A leash with a built-in umbrella for the pampered pet who refuses to get their freshly groomed ‘do wet.


I have seen one of these IRL and confirm they are Very Good.

Promising review: “My Duds now goes outside when it’s raining without a problem! Great price, I did a lot of homework before I purchased it and this price is right! It’s really a clever idea.” —Alina Gavryliuk

Get it from Amazon for $16.50.


A reversible sequin pillow case that reveals Nic Cage’s face when you pet it. If this isn’t a national treasure, nothing is.


This is just a case, but fear not! You can get a pillow insert right here.

Get it from Amazon for $8.98.


A banana hub sure to be a-peel-ing to anyone with limited USB ports.


It comes with four USB ports.

Promising review: “This thing is so funny and weird, but I use it EVERY DAY, and it actually works really well. I thought it might be crappy because it seems gimmicky. I’m giving these to my family for Christmas gifts, I like it so much.” —Lisa the Kind

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.


A bag of cat farts (cotton candy) for a purrfectly hilarious snack.


Also comes in other fart types like bunny, dinosaur, pony, and unicorn.

Promising review: “Honestly, I burst out laughing every time I see this bag. It’s a great gift and funny one as well.” —Dom8

Get it from Amazon for $8.95 (available in nine themes).


A tortilla blanket for anyone who would like to be as warm and snuggly as a burrito.


Promising review: “The coolest blanket I’ve ever seen. It’s not a huge, queen-size blanket but definitely big enough for a throw blanket. Love how soft it is and nicely made. Worth every penny!” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $28.82.


A fearsome lawn statue to let everyone know what you think of lawn gnomes.


Army men not included, but you can snag some here.

Promising review: “I am a fan of Godzilla. I am not a fan of gnomes. This little garden sculpture is a win/win for me! Gardenzilla is well made and expertly painted. I’m very pleased. Gnomes beware!” —Mahala Marshall Rood

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.


A Deadpool mousepad that’s strangely practical because it offers the breast wrist support.


Promising review: “You know, I know that they made this as a novelty product, but honestly, the crease in the gel pad is just incredibly comfortable. It simply provides better support than a standard mousepad with a single-bar gel pad. It’s spread out over your wrist rather than touching only a single point. Really helps with wrist posture.” —wordfiend

Get it from Amazon for $17.97.


Promising review: “Well, I bought 12 of these when I was drunk. I wasn’t expecting to spend $416 on a gaggle of neck pillows, but the look you get in the airport— and the thanks you receive from children you gift them to — is priceless lol.” —TylerTroup

Get it from Amazon for $20.99.

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